nbcparksandrec:

On this day, three years ago, Donna and Tom introduced the world to “Treat Yo Self Day.”

Life has never been the same.


(Source: clarabosswald)


inteligasm:

actionjacksonlovesbbq:

I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))

Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.

(Source: positivelycrippled)

popularboyfriend:

when someone who didn’t put deodorant on passes by you

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(Source: POPULARBOYFRIEND)

"I DON’T PILLAGE AND PLUNDER ON THE FIRST DATE." / "THAT’S BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T BEEN OUT WITH ME YET."

captainhand:

captain—kitten:

- Emma & Hook

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No, I mean you move the TARDIS. Like Addams Family.

(Source: andremichaux)


You never forget your first.

(Source: a-world-of-our-very-own)


(Source: rosetylered)


corgisandboobs:

cuntwrap-supr3m3:

mirror:

If women catcalled men (X)

Bet those arms could put together my IKEA furniture… New pick up line forever.

The shit people say to women on the street is disgusting and wrong, but I’m not gonna lie…I would greatly like to hear one of these lines sometime in my life.


(Source: everthehero)